News No One Wants
The Dream Industry
By: Luz
Today on dream jobs we finally got the chance to interview a few employees from The Dream Industry and the owner of the company himself! Each interview was conducted separately and their answers weren’t until after though they had no idea!
Welcome
Interview With Mikey
Speaking with the acting manager of the dream industry
Interview With Mikey
February 29th 2230
So how is working at The Dream industry must be fun?
Mikey: Well working at The Dream Industry is a literal dream! Ha see what I did- no okay. Well as the boss or the big guy ha you know I try to make it fun as I possibly can. We do roast battles all the time and we are just so close that some people mistake us for a family.
How does one create dreams? Or more specifically how does the whole process work?
Mikey: Well let me say that it brings literal tears to my eyes when I see the process done. In more details we see these ideas as little babies and we nurture them into something so beautiful and majestic like a prince or princess. Does that make sense? We raise your wishes to be your realities; it is the Dream Industry motto.
What kind of dreams do you often see?
Mikey: Beautiful dreams. We don’t allow ourselves to give nightmares but sometimes it depends on the person you know? Like examples froliking through a meadow of blooming flowers. For the girls and the gays we even have Harry Styles in a dress waiting with an open arm. It was so beautiful ... I mean from what I can tell
Can you tell us more about the three weeks that The Dream Industry shut down?
Mikey: We can’t disclose any information regarding the incident in respect to our clients and our employees.
Well that's all for today is there anything else you might want to add?
Mikey: The Dream Industry will always provide the best service to our clients we love and care for you all!
Interview With mai
February 29th 2230
So how is working at The Dream industry must be fun?
Mai : Uhh well it's certainly not boring I mean Mikey is… um he's quite the character he always surprises us with something new everyday. He asked me where Zuko was the other day. You know from Avatar it was cute I guess.
How does one create dreams? Or more specifically how does the whole process work?
Mai: Well in term when hooked to the dream industry Cranium L.E.D Outlet Um Device or cloud. Yeah Mikey just liked the idea of having an acronym but … I think you can figure out what happened. Well from the sky they connect to your nervous system we can pick out the ideas from the part of your brain and with that we send them to the Dream Mainframe where they digitize and create the scenarios before sending them back to the brain then ta- da dreams.
What kind of dreams do you often see?
Mai: Well normal dreams of any kind. I mean I see a lot of people who want to live in fictional worlds of all kinds which is cool. Most are either they want to be a villain or the hero. Some surprise me when they just want to sit on the sidelines but it's really fun to create.
Can you tell us more about the three weeks that The Dream Industry shut down?
Mai: Uh well I can’t really say anything because I don’t want to get fired… And you know the umm respect for our clients, yeah.
Well that's all for today is there anything else you might want to add?
Mai: Go The Dream Industry!
Interview With Blue
February 29th 2230
So how is working at The Dream industry must be fun?
Blue: Not that great. Like our boss Mikey just comes up to us sometimes and insults us. My name isn’t even Blue, it's Jerry but Mikey thought I looked like blues clues and it just stuck. Also like theres no training whatsoever so trying to figure out how to take the concept of the dreams into reality for people its *Bleep*.
How does one create dreams? Or more specifically how does the whole process work?
Blue: I don’t know, I just press a button and a light pops up and boom dreams.
What kind of dreams do you often see?
Blue: Oh my god don’t get me wrong some dreams are totally epic like last time I saw the whole anime fight scene which let me tell you needs to be animated now but some are just weird… Like who wants to swim in a glass of milkshake I don't get it. Once Mikey got his dream cloud uploaded to the mainframe and it was him running in a field of sunflowers into Harry Styles’ arms. It was hilarious and also disturbing.
Can you tell us more about the three weeks that The Dream Industry shut down?
Blue: *Bleep* Yeah! So let me tell you Mikey being Mikey wanted to send a movie scene that he created to us all at the same time while we were awake. But he spilled his Papaya smoothie all over the mainframe and it electrocuted the *bleep* out of him. It was hilarious and we saw it all since he was still connected and sharing it with us. But yeah he messed up the mainframe it blew up and yeah… Luckily no one died. It's one of the reasons there's a sign outside that says “No drinks inside or else!”
Well that's all for today is there anything else you might want to add?
Blue: Can we maybe not share my name or keep all this off the record?
SURE! (That was a lie)
